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Very bad little boy

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A woman, in a supermarket, was following a grandfather, and his badly-behaved 3-year-old grandson. It was obvious to her that he really had his hands full, with the child screaming for sweets in the candy aisle, and for fruit, cereal and soda in the other aisles.

Meanwhile, Gramps was working his way around, saying, in a very controlled voice, "Easy, William. We won't be long. Easy boy." Another outburst, and she heard the grand-dad calmly saying, "It's okay, William. Just a couple of more minutes, and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy."

At the checkout counter, the little terror was now throwing items out of the cart. And, Gramps said again, in a continuing controlled voice, "William, William. Relax, buddy. Don't get upset, now. We'll be home in five-minutes. Just, stay cool, William."

Very impressed, the woman went outside, where the grandfather was loading both his groceries, and the obnoxious little bugger, into the car. She said to the calm elderly gentleman, "It's really none of my business. But, you were simply amazing, in there.


I just don't know how you actually did it. That whole time, you simply kept your composure. And, no matter how loud and disruptive he eventually got, you just calmly kept saying that things would soon be okay. William is so very lucky, to have you as his grand-father."


"Thanks, lady," said the grand-father. "However, I'm actually William. This little bastard's name is Steve."
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:up: :up:
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Gotta love it! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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The last time the grandson was very bad we took a little drive to convince him being bad wasnt a good thing .. that young man is good as gold now :roll: Image
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Now that one is really funny ! :D :D
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