Therapy for Couples

[Joiseygirl]

THERAPY FOR COUPLES .......


After 20 years of marriage, the husband and wife decide to go to therapy for help.

When asked what the problem is, the wife pulls out a long list detailing all the problems they've had throughout their 20 years of marriage:


* lack of attention
* lack of intimacy,
* lack of communication,
* emptiness,
* loneliness,
* not feeling loved,
* not feeling appreciated

blah, blah, blah..... the list is endless.

Finally, the therapist get up from his desk, approaches the wife, asks her to stand up, hugs her and kisses her passionately, then proceeds to take off her clothes and make wild passionate love to her while the husband observes with a raised eyebrow.

The wife is speechless, once the therapist is finished, she gets dressed, fixes her hair and sits back in her chair dumbfounded.

The therapist turns to the husband and says, this is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do it?

The husband thinks for a moment then replies;
I can bring her in on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I have football.