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Warning for Beer Drinkers

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This is alarming















Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, April 2009, Sydney University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.















It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-















1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.















3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
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Post by Suzsmokeyallan »

And here i was thinking they'd start to look good and grow breasts and female genitals.
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Post by rbond »

I think that comes later with a lot more beer......
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Post by tz375 »

By now surely you have learned that when you look up and realize that the bar is full of great looking women, that it's time to catch a cab and fast. :lol:
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Post by jkevinlilly »

I tend to avoid bars, normally just drink around the house. And if my house is ever full of great looking women, I would know good and well that I had walked into the wrong house. :shock:

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