THE KID

[johnakay]

A ten-year-old boy was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up behind him and asks, "Hey kid, wanna go for a ride?" "No!", said the boy, and he kept on walking.

The motorcyclist pulls up to him again and says,

"Hey kid, I'll give you 10 quid if you hop on the back.
"NO!" said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker.

The motorcyclist pulls up to the boy again and says, "OK kid, I'll give you 20 quid and a BIG bag of sweets if you hop on the back for a ride."
At this point the boy turns around to him and screams angrily,

"Look Dad, YOU bought the Harley, so you ride it!"

[jkevinlilly]