Curtains and/or dipsticks - continued from another fred.

[Alan H]

Just to see where the subject goes.....
As we know, two stroke Suzukis have neither fitted as standard, but a dipstick (new or secondhand) might be a good idea to check the gearbox oil level (if the dipstick was a bit bendy.) That's different to 'bent' of course.
However, curtains wouldn't really be practical on a bike as they would be hung out the back like Biggles' scarf and whip the pillion passenger somewhat. For the chaps over t'other side of the water, see pic for explanation what Biggle's scarf is.
(And no, that's not me in the pic. My tash has a lot of grey in it nowadays, and it's many years since I was a porn star.


Do we have any net or other curtain users who may know different?
And please try to keep this fred clean, any mention of beef curtains will be censored immediately by the moderators when I grass on the transgressor.

[tz375]

Well oiled beef hooked, if it isn't my old mate Biggles. Though the curtain came down on his exploits years ago. As for scarfing down great quantities of beef, less said the better I reckon.

So this new fred is for bad puns and malapropisms not for mad punts and male prostitutes or hot cross buns and mall formed propositions. And get off the bloody grass mate. Can't get no respect round here.

[Alan H]

Well oiled beef hooked, if it isn't my old mate Biggles. Though the curtain came down on his exploits years ago. As for scarfing down great quantities of beef, less said the better I reckon.

So this new fred is for bad puns and malapropisms not for mad punts and male prostitutes or hot cross buns and mall formed propositions. And get off the bloody grass mate. Can't get no respect round here.

And you wonder why?

[Suzukidave]

At times i even think with my dipstick http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj5ms9PJDNY" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;