Girls (just wanna have fun? - Yeh, right!)

[Alan H]

The following are all replies that Manchester women have written on details"
or putting it another way....Who's the Daddy?


Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing "father's These are
genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out No 10.
I think it takes 1st prize and No 2 is runner up.



1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was
fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the
father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same
night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party
if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 360 East Bolton Avenue where I had sex with a
man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I
fainted.

If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me
his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a
BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if
he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was
imaculat and that he is the Saver risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that
to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic
implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and
right by the country. Please advise...

7. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A If you do catch up with
him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was
also borned at the same time.... well, I don't have clue.

8. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at
Euro-Disney; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom

9. So much about that night is a blur, the only thing that I remember
for sure is Gordon Ramsey did a programme about eggs earlier in the
evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to
the party at 56 Miller St, mine might have remained unfertilized.

10. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all,
like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you
fart.

So maybe sowing anonymous wild oats is OK?
Or just stick to giving your mates' name as we did 'back in the day'!!

[GT750Battleship]

Very funny Alan....I'm blame a bad night for TV, for the birth of number 2 son !!!!!
Cheers,

[Joiseygirl]