Penis asks for a raise.

[jkevinlilly]

The Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

* I do physical labor.

* I work at great depths.

* I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

* I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

* I work in a damp environment.

* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

* I work in high temperatures, often convulse and throw up

* My work exposes me to contagious diseases.


Yours Sincerely,

P. Niss



The Response :

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:

* You do not work 8 hours straight.

* You fall asleep after brief work periods.

* You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

* You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
other locations.

* You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated
in order to start working.

* You leave the work place rather messy at the end of ur shift!

* You don't always observe necessary safety regulations such as
wearing the protective clothing!

* You will retire before you are 65.

* You are unable 2 work double shifts.

* You sometimes leave ur designated work place before u have completed
a task...

* And as if that were not all, You have been seen constantly exiting
and entering a work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.


Sincerely...

V. Gina

[Joiseygirl]

Hahahaha..hadn't seen this one in while!

[jkevinlilly]

It basically comes down to a matter of perspective.

[Joiseygirl]

It basically comes down to a matter of perspective.

Most definitely. but the "Response" is funnier, at least from a woman's perspective.