Cow, an Ant, and an Old Fart

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Cow, an Ant, and an Old Fart

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A Cow, an Ant, and an Old Fart are debating about who is the greatest of the three of them.

The Cow: "I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!! "

The Ant: "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!!"































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Re: Cow, an Ant, and an Old Fart

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Oh. That is too funny. And not true, Well only partly true..................
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I might be an old fart but I blow well. honest just ask the wife :wink: :lol:

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Joiseygirl wrote:Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something...
Damn - I actually had to think about it for a minute .................. :D
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[quote="johnakay"]I might be an old fart but I blow well. honest just ask the wife :wink: :lol:

Farts? I'm sure you do. :twisted:
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Glad I am not an old fart and actually fell for that...... :roll:

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