two little old ladies

[johnakay]

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There was this guy who really took care of his body and jogged 6 miles every day.

One morning while looking in the mirror and admiring his body, he noticed that he was sun tanned all over with the exception for his penis..

So he decided to do something about it.

He went to the beach, stripped and buried himself in the sand except for his penis, which he left sticking out.

A little while later two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane.

On seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, she nudged it using her cane and remarked to the other old lady:

There is no justice in the world, just look at that.

When I was 20 I was curious about it.

When I was 30 I enjoyed it.

When I was 40 I asked for it.

When I was 50 I paid for it.

When I was 60 I prayed for it.

When I was 70 I forgot about it.

Now that I am 80 the dammed thing is growing wild and I am too old to squat.

[Suzsmokeyallan]

This one has been around for years, and she was probably 20 when she first heard it too.