A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and finds an ad for "Gorilla Removers." He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in half an hour.
The gorilla remover arrives in his van. He's got a ladder, a 4x2, a shotgun and a mean old Rotweiler. "What are you going to do?", the homeowner asks.
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this 4x2. When the gorilla falls off, the Rotweiler is trained to grab his balls and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the gorilla knocks me off the roof I want you to shoot the dog!
a gorilla on the roof
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a gorilla on the roof
If I wanted to make a life-long career out of
working with the mentally retarded I would
have opened a Harley Davidson Dealership
working with the mentally retarded I would
have opened a Harley Davidson Dealership
